So lately I have been slacking with keeping up on Bruins news and current events, I mean it has been a long season and never thought I would even last this long. Or this site would ever become as popular as it did. It was just an idea I came up with before the season with some friends and turned from a hobby to an actual "job". With that said the Bruins have recently clinched the playoffs and I don't want to disappointed so I'm giving some friends the chance to help out here to give you guys the best everyday. So today I present my friend Sean Dykens. let me know what you guys think of his work and if I should add a new member to the Hub Hockey team.
As a young boy growing up in the Boston area in the late 80’s my dad always preached two things when it concerned the Bruins: First, Bobby Orr was the greatest defenseman to ever play and anyone who thought otherwise was obviously retarded. Second, if I were ever to see Jeremy Jacobs crossing the street I was to do whatever it takes to make sure he didn’t make it to the other side. By the time I was 12 I had been suspended roughly 150 times for defending Bobby Orr’s honor and made sure anytime I were to go to the Bruins game to keep one eye on the ice and one eye on the owners box, were my target sat in his perch.
My dad had a lot of animosity towards Jeremy Jacobs but I never understood why until I reached high school and could grasp simple economics. This man was Bill Gates rich before little Bill found out the hard way that sticking your dick in a electric socket would be a bad idea. Yet since he took over the team in 1975 the Bruins have not only NOT won a Stanley Cup but he has seemingly shipped out anyone who even had an ounce of talent the second their contract was up and were demanding more money.
Anyone with half a brain can see this man has only one objective and that is to suck as much money out of our pockets as humanly possible. Not only does this douche own the Bruins but his Delaware North Companies owns the concessions which enable him to profit off of every single event that takes place at the Garden, which by the way he owns as well. So going back to high school economics if you add up the profits from concessions, his Bruins take, the rent he charges the Celtics, the fee’s he charges everyone else to hold their concerts, circus, conventions, etc you are looking at a man that can afford to wipe his ass with a million dollar bill if there were ever such a thing. As Dave Chappelle would put it “He’s rich bitch!!”
So with this no shortage of money it baffles me as to why this BILLIONAIRE has not once gone out and splurged on some talent. I'm not saying go and be the Yankee's of the NHL, but I'd of settled for the Marlins, bring in some guys win a couple of Cups and call it a decade. For the last 38 years and counting this city has yet to sniff a Stanley cup. For Christ sakes even the Lightning and Hurricanes have won the cup! It’s gotten so bad that every NHL game produced since 1995 has a chip that forces the Bruins to lose in the first round of the playoffs when you make it and if you try to sign a high priced free agent it’s overridden by the computer. Go ahead try to win a Stanley Cup in franchise mode using the Bruins, the game will self destruct.
Some may think it’s crazy to complain about him given that the Bruins are in first place and poised to make a decent run this year in the playoffs with a young team. But to quote some dude who knew what the hell he was talking about “Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it”. I’m afraid come this time next year or the year after we are going to be seeing Kessel, Wideman, Bergeron and anyone else who ends up looking like a franchise player be that player with another franchise.
Mr. Jacobs for your sake I hope you don’t cross any streets that I am driving on. I’m pretty sure at your age you’d be an easy target.
-Hub Hockey Guest Blogger
Sean Dykens